About U Kill I Cook Manhua. In order to fulfill her dream of becoming a great chef, the female cook Xiao Qiao decides to escape to the outskirts of the mansion to practice. Who knew she would run into the Ming Dan Lou assassin, Yan Ju, in the midst of his work! Within minutes, he slaughters the entire household, and even gobbles up the noodles she had worked hard to make!! And his first words after finishing the food are: “Come to my chamber!”